8th Division Women's Self Defence Class

Sanji is sitting in an empty room until the women of the 8th Division start walking in. He watches certain ones more than others while thinking to himself. (Man this is a nice job.)

*about 30 girls come in an yin just comes in to watch*

twilight walks in shirtless with his zanpauto drawn and out. all the girls blush and get excited as he walks infront of the group and take a stance as if he wants them to go rape him(in the good way)

Sanji chuckles a bit. "O.k., this is the Self-Defence Class as I am sure that most of you are aware. We will be teaching you how to protect yourself from the evil perverts of the 8th Division and any other division with perverted bastards in them!" Says Sanji as his intro.

*twilight just stands there as all teh girls just scope him out and didn't look at sanji and just nodded their heads because twilight nodded his head

Sanji looks over to Twilight, "Put a shirt on or somethin' man. Or they'll never hear what I am saying" as Sanji finishes saying that the women throw stuff at him, a shoe hits him the side of the head. "NO!! KEEP IT OFF!!!" they all yell.

*i sigh* am i going to han to teach this class??

Sanji walks over and brings out a dummy, "As I am sure that you know, the quickest way to bring a man to his knees is to kick him in the crotch, however, what if he is wearing a cup?, Simple, kick him hard enough to break it!". Sanji kicks the dummy in the crotch where it is equipped with a cup, the cup shatters and the dummy rips in two from the crotch up, and the pieces of the dummy go flying.

"so now what i will show you is the proper stance and motion," twilight said, "now follow me ladies.
twilight gets into the karate kick stance and liftts his leg and kicks the air. the girls followed him. after about 30 kicks they all got teh hang of it

Sanji watches, "Good", an innocent girl walks over, "Like this Mr. Sanji?" She kicks him in the crotch. "UNHHHHHHH" Sanji's mouth opens and his cigarette falls to the ground as he then falls to his knees. "V-v-verrrrryyyyy goooood, next tiiiime doooon't doooo it to meee though"

twilight laughs as the innocent girl kicks him

Sanji slowly gets back up and steps on his cigarette putting it out, he then picks it up and throws it away. He pulls a cigarette out from his front pocket and lights it.

"c'mon let's move on," twilight said as the girls focused back on him

Sanji regains his composure, "O.k., another way to get them away from you, but not hurt them, is to open your robes and flash them!, this is a surefire way to stun them giving you valuable time to escape!" The innocent girl looks at Sanji, "Like this?" Her and a couple of other hot girls flash both Sanji and Twilight. Sanji gets a Naruto style nosebleed, but it goes away pretty quickly, "Anyone else want to try it?"

((LMAO!)

*twilight just smiles* "now those are all nice and well rounded," twilight said

((LMAO))

A couple of other girls look at each other and then do it too. Sanji is now grinning too. He thinks to himself (I can't believe that they actually did that.) Suddenly that fat guy that keeps on eating all of sanji's food comes in. "Hey, It's a hottie convention!, Anyone wanna make a sandwich with me in the middle?" Sanji points to him, "Ladies!, Put what you have learned so far to the test!" Five girls flash the fat guy while six other girls take turns kicking him in the crotch. Sanji closes his eyes, for a brief second and then watches them, "Now that has gotta hurt."

twilight was on the floor laughing

Sanji is laughing too now, he can't even get any words out to tell them that it is enough already.

"kick harder," twilight yelled after composing himself

Sanji looks at Twilight, still chuckling a little, "I don't think that things will be working properly after this."

"i don't either but this is hilariaus" songs